Whale Bombs!

                   It is common knowledge that the US Navy uses dolphins and sea lions for seeking out and disabling underwater mines. And what could be more terrorizing than a militarized "Flipper?"

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                      Whales of Mass Destruction. Yup the US military also employs orcas (killer whales) to, if the need arises, deliver nuclear weapons to shore of the enemy. The reasoning behind this is that this method is almost undetectable. Also the bomber's identity remains anonymous. So maybe the enemy will assume that whales are actually super-intelligent, and really hate them for some reason. 

It's not hard to imagine how the navy got this idea.
They do look a lot like submarines... And they are called "killer whales."
How could you not weaponize them?

                      According to one former navy cetacean trainer, whales are in fact being trained in America right now! The government obviously denies this, but that just means that it's true. Can you imagine PETA's reaction if they had evidence of this? Probably another Sara McGlacklin commercial.

And to think the Japanese were ridiculed for whaling. They could have been stopping WW3!

             Yea so there ya go. Don't trust whales kids.