Jesus Isn't Happy When He's Hungry

                                                                Lets talk about Jesus.

I'd rather not...

                                  Well, it doesn't matter because I'm going to anyway. Uhh.

              So incase you haven't heard of him, there was this guy called Jesus. He roamed around with a bunch of dudes and preached to people about God. I should also mention he's supposedly the son of God. But just like any other person, son of God or not, Jesus got hungry. And when he got hungry, he got cranky.
           

You wouldn't like me... when I'm hungry...

              Here is an example:

 "And seeing a fig tree by the road, He came to it and found nothing on it but leaves, and said unto it, 'Let no fruit grow on you ever again.' Immediately the fig tree withered away." - Matthew 21:18-21 (King James)

               Whoa there Jesus! Aren't you supposed to be a pacifist? That was a bit... over the top, no? Isn't shouting things to death more in Damian's department? Or Satan's? I don't know. Eat a Snickers or something. 

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