The Jesus Family!

I have three questions for you.

First, what would the most holy family sitcom involve?

Answer: Jesus, obviously. (And possibly a sieve). 

Second, did you know that Jesus had at least four brothers and multiple sisters?

Answer: "Why of course I did! Because I am incredibly well-versed in scripture! I know they are mentioned in Mark 6:3 (Is this not the carpenter, the son of Mary, the brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? And they were offended at him) AND also referenced in Matthew 13:55-56 (Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Juda? And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?)."

Third and finally, do you see where I'm going with this?

Answer: "O beloved author of this incredibly fascinating blog, please take all of my money so that you can produce a family sitcom centered around Jesus and his numerous siblings!" 

Kanye West will star as the big JC himself. 

Isn't it perfect? Imagine your church crowded onto a sofa watching on a giant TV (the giant TV could be funded by the church's tax right-off) as Jesus with his brothers and sisters getting into whacky shenanigans, having petty arguments, fighting over girls/boys (maybe jesus is gay?), and sharing wonderful heartwarming moments of togetherness?

Some people think that Jesus' siblings were Joseph's from a past relationship. The show could incorporate that also; possibly a son/stepdad struggle? Either way, it would be great fun for the whole family.

And if the show does well enough, grab your crucifix and popcorn in time to catch the sister show: Jesus: High School Years.